Hot Dog Month Results

During February, in an attempt to not be skinny, to take advantage of a good deal on a meat, to eat more condiments, and for science itself, Mr. Modest Mussorgsky and I ate hot dogs. We ate as many hot dogs as we could. We feasted on frankfurters and laid waste to wieners. We were not having a contest, but we both ate:

21

The best condiments for soy mayo, cocktail sauce, thousand island dressing, ketchup and mustard, and regular mayo. The worst condiment was blue cheese dressing. I never asked Mussorgsky how he ate his. If he reads, maybe he can let us know.

Neither of us feels that we really ate more hot dogs than we would during a normal month. In June, we might do another experiment to see how a normal month stacks up.