Food Bazaar has one of the best potion sections around. You have to look these things up to find out what they're even supposed to do. Beef, Iron, & Wine? Oddly enough, this is now where they keep the Marmite which is a legitimate, though bizarre-tasting, foodstuff. Maybe this is how they show what they think of it. I think it would be better off in the MSG aisle that has every variety of Ac'cent msg seasoning on one side and a wall of ramen on the other.
Later, while hunting for my garbage bags, I found a kind of soap I had never seen. It was next to all the other soaps that you can use on your flesh.
But look!
It's for washing your dishes and for your laundry and your cabinets! Not bad for $0.79, but I didn't buy it. I wandered around the whole store because I didn't want to spend just $2.79 on bags, but Halloween candy was too expensive, ice cream was too expensive, piña colada Jell-o seemed too annoying to make, I already bought all the hot sauces at Associated, fish heads are gross, I didn't see hot Italian peppers, and gorgonzola was overpriced because they only had Boar's Head. A carton of Tropicana orange juice was only $2.50, but I had a bit left at home. I only bought milk, garbage bags, and Diet Schweppes.
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