I was walking down the frozen food aisle of Key Food with my basket as full as it has ever been. I noticed a worker behind a table up ahead with what looked like free samples. That's the first time I ever noticed free samples in Key Food. I was coming from behind her because I was walking the aisles in the wrong directions today. As I got even, I noticed she had drinks.
"Would you like to try a sample of malta?" she asked.
I quickly imagined myself swallowing it, grimacing, and spitting it on her white coat if I accepted it. It would have been unavoidable.
"No thanks," I replied, heroically.