At BQE Liquors, the price of my Seagram's vodka went up $1 to $16.53. Now the dignity premium* I pay for the smooth vodka in the bumpy bottle is $3.
Fleischmann's whiskey is still $6/bottle.
*The dignity premium is how much extra I pay to have a jug of vodka that isn't in a plastic jug that I can share with guests with dignity. My dignity. I assume my guests intend to lose theirs if they're guzzling vodka.
What about buying the cheaper stuff and pour it into the good bottle to serve guests for some fake dignity?
ReplyDeleteI'd be so impressed with my trickery that I'd tell everyone.
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