Already sick of the new Foodtown

 Searching my bag when I leave? Ozzies, Bravo, C-Town, Food Bazaar, Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and the other Foodtown get by without doing that.

Trump is so out of touch

 A woman at a town hall (maybe where he quit taking questions and writhed around to his playlist for 40 minutes) asked him about grocery prices. This was his response:

So, you know, it’s such a great question in the sense that people don’t think of grocery.

I'm sorry? What?

New Foodtown is open!

 It's been MONTHS! But it's finally opened. I haven't gone yet. I think it's going to have exactly the same stuff as the other Foodtown. The other Foodtown is 4 or 5 blocks away and this one is 1 block away.